Unfortunately this is not an intellectual girl who I have had a rolling up down relationship with dramas such as her catching me playing with her sister, scrabble that is, but ultimately I ask her to marry me for 42 on a triple word score. No this is when I am playing scrabble on my iPhone, alone. At first it started slowly, with ‘hello’ (for 16 on a double word) and then 2 simultaneous moves ‘you’ and ‘happy’. I responded with ‘yes’ from the happy on to the triple word score for 18. After some more casual words like this things took a large step forward. Word combinations like ‘you’ ‘aroused’ and, well, I had to take the opportunity. I slammed ‘course’ under the a and the r with a triple letter score on the C AND a double word score for 28 points! It was a few moves later I realised my mistake when one word slapped me to my arse. ‘Erect’. For 16. I have had to delete my scrabble game.