October 2012
1 post
in-lohan-we-trust:
How was arrow? Was it worth watching?
Y/N
YES YES AND LOADS MORE YES
March 2012
2 posts
22 tags
Today Again
Memory is a Thing of the Past!
Flash. It has begun. Playing through at 10 times the normal speed, the Vycon Re-view 5000 Lifelogging system has started up. This brand new memory capacity system now comes with 100 years guaranteed of complete recall whenever you want it. As you wake up and your brain is still in a higher capacity from the dream state, all the highlighted memories - that you...
postmehome asked: ...I dont know if you got my message before. That is my name but how do you know my name? how do you know me/of me? haha I do go to PCAD though. xx
February 2012
16 posts
11 tags
kill me
I am sat in a lecture about contact prints. For those that don’t know this is a photographic tool used to view your negatives when you have processed them. I don’t know why we are having a lecture about this. All we are doing is looking at a load of examples and everyone seems to be ridiculously fascinated by it. If you can’t select the best photo from a negative of 12 by the...
19 tags
old ways
So I decided that I would write a more comical story as that last one wasn’t exactly my normal style.
I went with my housemates to McDonald’s today, or more accurately, I looked after their sorry hungover states and babysat them in McDonald’s while they fought off what they describe as “how the end of the world would feel”. I felt that this was an exaggeration. They...
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not successful
Well after asking for people to send me a message with something or anything to write about, I will be writing about…nothing apparently. So lets give that a go.
Nothing is incomprehensible to the human mind. When a person tries to imagine nothing, they are most likely to think of, say, the vacuum of space - which isn’t a bad attempt. But this is still not nothing.
Nothing would be to...
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different direction?
Anyone got anything that I should write about? I like a challenge, drop me a message with ANYTHING that crosses your mind and I promise to have a crack at it
7 tags
60 minutes
So I used to get 40 minutes to make each pizza delivery, but when you get given 2 deliveries for one trip you get an hour and 20 minutes. The majority of deliveries took about 10 minutes, so on a double I would get about an hour of ‘me’ time before having to go back to the store. Now normally I would spend this time chilling out, reading a book, listening to music, running some...
5 tags
worthy mention
I quit my job as a pizza delivery boy - just thought I would mention that, which (as of tomorrow when they pay me my final paycheque) I will be able to talk about some more of the things that happened in my 7 months there that I wasn’t able to mention before now…
9 tags
reading people
I first discovered that I had a knack for reading people when I was about 4, which you may think is incredible for such a young person. But what can I say, the things you need to see are right there in your face. I wowed my parents at first when they caught me for the first time. I was able to tell them that Michael Jackson had just had a child when I saw a short video clip of him on the news. My...
6 tags
Quick Yarn:
This is the story of Lord Duckworthington 1st
I bought him from Totness Famers Market for £10 for my dads Christmas present. I almost chose the slightly smaller one for £6 but there was something in his stature and presence that just radiated from him that I could tell this was no ordinary carved wooden duck.
So now he sits on my mantle piece.
15 tags
catsandblah.
So I attend the Plymouth College of Art and Design (or P-CAD) where I am studying for my degree in Photography. If you attend the College then you are fully aware of one very prominent character that can sometimes be seen relaxing at the benches out back, prowling the premises and, OCCASIONALLY, going to lectures. This is PCAt. And this is her story:
One day there was an 20 year old girl, Pam,...
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Delivery 1150.
So I drive for a very large pizza company as a delivery boy, but i am not entitled to say who. I have been doing this for about 6 months. I have recently, 2 minutes ago, worked out that I must have done ABOUT 1150 deliveries in that time - which is quite a lot. I often get asked why I work as a Pizza Delivery Boy and I have several answers, most make me sound like a pretentious dick - but these...
5 tags
Scrabble flirt?
Unfortunately this is not an intellectual girl who I have had a rolling up down relationship with dramas such as her catching me playing with her sister, scrabble that is, but ultimately I ask her to marry me for 42 on a triple word score. No this is when I am playing scrabble on my iPhone, alone. At first it started slowly, with ‘hello’ (for 16 on a double word) and then 2...
10 tags
Travellingandblah.
I have recently started thinking about travelling again. Last summer my best friend Will “Gibbo” Gibson and I left a pretty vile England for warmer prospects in Budapest, before heading on to Serbia and EXIT Festival. This is the story of how I fell in love with Budapest, its a pretty quick one and its not that romantic. We took off from Heathrow at 4 in the morning, stopped over in...
Dragon Balls?
Will be honest - most of today has been spent lying in bed watching Dragonball Z. Something to do with reliving a happier time of my life. A carefree time.
“He who knows others, is learned; he who knows himself, is wise.”
– Lao-Tze
cheese hangover.
Today has been my slowest day to date. It is now 1800 and I am only just making food. Fortunately my only plans for today is to go Freebording and hit up some shweet hills in Plymouth. I think my mini camera is around here somewhere. If I can set it up I could get some cool footage. This is part of my happiness ordeal. The only thing that really holds my interest is extreme sports - the release of...
lifeandblah.
I should get up - but bed is so comfy. The gibbon has plans for doing something fun. I think I’ll go and see what sort of games he wants to play. I am hungry though which may effect the rate at which I do these things. I have just found out that I can touch type on my iPhone. Is that a skill to be proud of or is it something that I should worry about?
January 2012
1 post
